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[26 Aug 2027|12:37pm] |
@Michaelfan1
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| Tori vs the cafeteria..and Russia |
[15 Aug 2011|04:19pm] |
I tried going back into the cafeteria and it was the weirdest shit seeing it normal again.
I guess I'll just start pretending it doesn't exist because I keep expecting things to fly out of the oven again. Besides, I've seen where that food comes from. Disgusting.
IN BETTER NEWS it was a very profitable break and I learned lots of new things. Like how to steal handcuffs and also maybe by the time I get there, Lithuania won't even need me to help kill Russia because Russia will be dead. Thank you Ukraine.
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| Tori vs Corn |
[01 Aug 2011|03:21pm] |
ok 3 things:
1. how the fuck do I get out of Nebraska
2. Who found it necessary to have this much corn
3. Walmart still hasn't noticed I'm living here please don't tell them
Danny.
And YOU.
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| Tori vs being stuck in one place |
[22 Jul 2011|10:53am] |
[Madara: this will beep until checked]
If you're dead I'm going to hunt down your soul and kill it twice.
[Cafeteria Group]
I forgot to mention this before but now that I have both legs I could probably go swiftstep for shit in other places if you want. Let me know.
[Danny]
I might try to get out at some point today.
[Public]
Just think of all the free time they will probably be forced to give us after this shit.
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| Tori vs pessimism |
[18 Jul 2011|09:31am] |
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What a fun fucking surprise.
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| Tori vs choreography |
[15 Jul 2011|10:05pm] |
ok srsly who the shit snaps and dances while fighting.
that cannot really be a thing
also i fell in love with raph as that one guy seriously what a perfect couple they were indeed
also ;) <--that's your present
ok bye the magic pouring drinks have started again.
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| Tori vs no lists |
[26 Jun 2011|05:45pm] |
Like I said before, societies are at the forefront of people accepting their true sexualities and desires. And it seems like Alpha's following through with this, so congratulations you guys, REALLY.
You're all still on my no list.
Well. My maybe list.
There really aren't a lot of people on my no list...
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| Tori vs boring parties |
[12 Jun 2011|11:18pm] |
Filter: Z
i still have my czech absinthe if you need it.
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You know parties have gone wrong when I am leaving them sober.
We should do a do-over birthday party.
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[05 Jun 2011|10:32pm] |
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I still had more fun than you last night.
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[01 Jun 2011|08:08pm] |
As an alternate to the ~SUMMER SOCIAL~ I will probably be visiting a bar or five in Boston instead that night.
Whoever doesn't like parading around like fucking Axiom Peacocks are welcome to join me.
And as a heads up, probably don't bring valuables.
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[30 May 2011|10:43am] |
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Is it really next Monday?
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[23 May 2011|07:35pm] |
Filter:Students
Fuck I missed American drugs so much.
God bless america
and i do not say that often
or lightly
yeah
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[20 May 2011|06:52pm] |
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Shit I am actually getting really fucking good internet access down here.
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[04 May 2011|07:11pm] |
[FILTER: Czech Group]
I'll sit in front of the chapel tonight if you want, to make sure he doesn't get out.Or we could take shifts. But let's not let the fucker out of there.
Awesome.
[FILTER:Mason]
It's probably none of my business, but hell's shit.
So if you need anything I guess? I'm not good at the talking shit, but, whatever.
[FILTER:Brielle]
Tell me you're still eating fucking fish on beaches, please.
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[26 Apr 2011|06:52pm] |
In some absolutely crazy feat of beating the odds, I don't flat-out hate everyone on my team.
This could have actually been a wonderful time if we were going somewhere nice instead of Czech. But at least alcohol's legal again! It'll all work!
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[16 Apr 2011|06:57pm] |
My ranking in the school is 51 with a score of 51.
With this kind of symmetry why the fuck would I ever want to score higher?
The next person to cry about their 70whatever in front of me gets herpes.
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[12 Apr 2011|09:02pm] |
[Filter to Students]
Let's be honest now.
Who fucked up which test EXTRAORDINARILY and what are we doing to rectify this?
I would like to propose an unsobriety pact. Starting yesterday.
That's what I'm doing.
[Filter to Angel Boys (Cain and Danny)]
DO I GET TO MEET YOUR DADS AGAIN SOON???
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[25 Mar 2011|11:30pm] |
I think those pants are gone for good.
But tonight I'm going out again because I like celebrating my birthday twice, so this time people can come with.
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[09 Mar 2011|09:49pm] |
I think I'm going to give up being sober for Lent. Maybe I should work on getting laid more too.
These seem like pretty reasonable and noble sacrifices.
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